Monday, 22 June 2009

• Work This Week So Far...

  I was taking a short cut through City Line, Brooklyn (by the southern border of Queens/Brooklyn)
                                   
  while working around 8:30am the other day...just driving along on a one way street, La-de-dum...everything seemed normal, when SCREECCCCHH!...
  
  I almost rear-end the moron on front of me who slammed on his brakes for no discernible reason- wait, is that a hooker lying on that car? at 8:30am in the morning? and he's taking out his wallet?! O_O
                                                 
  
  I had to lean on my horn in a marked official vehicle (and almost had to turn on my lights!) just to get him to stop soliciting the street hooker long enough to pull over and let me go around him. (It was an ugly hooker too, nothing like that picture of a hooker. Imagine Shrek in a skin tight spandex halter top and daisy dukes & you're on the right track.)
  
  That was my first time seeing a hooker in real life LOL Definitely a "DO NOT WANT" moment.
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  Today I had the pleasure of being hit by not one but two bicyclists in Manhattan, by absolutely no fault of my own. Both literally rode their bikes straight into my car even though they could clearly see the car, and then rode away as fast as they could down random side streets before I could react =___=
  Maybe they were embarrassed at being such dumbasses? I dunno >_<
                                                       
  
  Maybe tomorrow it'll be a quiet day of work...
  

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